Oh shit, I'm older than I thought...

*Installs new Visual Novel*

*Starts playing*

Setting: Highschool.
Characters: Childhood friend, popular girl, student council president, handsome male friend that for whatever reason doesn't seems to get any.
First choice to make: Which boxed lunch are you going to eat? Childhood's friend, or popular girl's?

*Stares at the screen for five long minutes*

...

I'm too fucking old and jaded for this shit.

...

*Picks childhood's friend*

...What? I've got nothing better to do.

Fuck's sake...

Fate out.